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After studying for three hours, here is what I have gathered Europe is doing in the eleventh through thirteenth centuries
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Christianity:
Wow man it sure is easier to worship god and not go to hell now this is super duper
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Peasants and Nobles:
Man we hate corrupt clergy time for like six million reforms that keep failing
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Jews:
We don't bother anyone just living in these ghettos you make us live in
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Muslims:
We've just got our empire over here NBD
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Papacy:
Fuck you monarchs and nobles we be ballin' we run the world
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Inquisition:
NO ONE SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
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Catholic Church:
Get out of here Eastern Orthodox church you are annoying here we excommunicated you
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Eastern Orthodox Church:
Well we excommunicated you too so there
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Catholic Church:
Let's go on some fucking CRUSADES
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Eastern Othodox Church:
YEAH
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Peasants:
Let's kill some Jews
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Jews:
What the heck guys not cool
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Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches:
They see us crusadin', they hatin'
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Catholic Church:
Crusadin' against the Eastern Orthodox Church lol
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Eastern Orthodox Church:
Are you KIDDING ME
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Jews:
Ugh we are just going to Eastern Europe bye
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Muslims:
Wow Christians only one crusade out of like four worked out for you and you lost everything from that one way to go
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Christians:
Well we're not crusading anymore we're just fighting with all the other religions all the time
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Muslims:
Okay
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Jews:
Oh
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Pagans:
God dammit
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Genghis Kahn:
Hey guys
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Europe:
Shit