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  1. I imagine said invite would be done in letterpress with awesome typography.
also, kissing.

    I imagine said invite would be done in letterpress with awesome typography.

    also, kissing.

    (Source: ripmefromtheground)

     
  2. After studying for three hours, here is what I have gathered Europe is doing in the eleventh through thirteenth centuries

    1. Christianity: Wow man it sure is easier to worship god and not go to hell now this is super duper
    2. Peasants and Nobles: Man we hate corrupt clergy time for like six million reforms that keep failing
    3. Jews: We don't bother anyone just living in these ghettos you make us live in
    4. Muslims: We've just got our empire over here NBD
    5. Papacy: Fuck you monarchs and nobles we be ballin' we run the world
    6. Inquisition: NO ONE SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
    7. Catholic Church: Get out of here Eastern Orthodox church you are annoying here we excommunicated you
    8. Eastern Orthodox Church: Well we excommunicated you too so there
    9. Catholic Church: Let's go on some fucking CRUSADES
    10. Eastern Othodox Church: YEAH
    11. Peasants: Let's kill some Jews
    12. Jews: What the heck guys not cool
    13. Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches: They see us crusadin', they hatin'
    14. Catholic Church: Crusadin' against the Eastern Orthodox Church lol
    15. Eastern Orthodox Church: Are you KIDDING ME
    16. Jews: Ugh we are just going to Eastern Europe bye
    17. Muslims: Wow Christians only one crusade out of like four worked out for you and you lost everything from that one way to go
    18. Christians: Well we're not crusading anymore we're just fighting with all the other religions all the time
    19. Muslims: Okay
    20. Jews: Oh
    21. Pagans: God dammit
    22. Genghis Kahn: Hey guys
    23. Europe: Shit